As a little girl growing up in the arse end of South Liverpool I knew I was destined for great things. What’s that I hear you ask? A doctor? A laywer?

Behave yourself. I’m here to tell you jokes and which dive bars across the planet are worth chain smoking in. I’m on a mission to write to you to let you know what hidden gems are actually worth your time, and hopefully make you smile along the way. From telling you how to find the best samosas in world in Kathmandu to helping you order a morning after pill to the gates of Shanghai Disneyland, Global Scouser has got your back, kid.

This is not for prudes or people that don’t like mayonaisse.

“Hilarious, witty, and an absolutely raunchy take on global travel” - Me, just now, two beers in.